las vegas- need i say more?

it took me three days to mentally recover enough to write this post. so, las vegas? yeah, i had fun. if i had any more fun it would have killed me. vegas, like disneyland, has left me so overcome with thoughts and emotions that i must turn to the art of the haiku in an attempt adequately express myself with out boring you to death. enjoy-


viva las vegas
town of excellent excess
the bars never close

nevada palace
dollar drinks and cheap breakfast
crappy hotel rooms

sam's town/beaver bar
it's all lasers and water
awesome bears with hats

did i mention beer?
beer beer miller highlife beer
cheap buckets of beer

it's punk rock bowling
bananas and nuns bowling
losing is the shit

generator show
rock-out in a parking lot
share beer with a bum

much stairwell smooching
kicking friends out of the room
hot steamy...showers

bowling awards show
naked fat guys beat burlesque
san diego rocks

back to the real world
bruised/battered legs and livers
once a year is good

what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. [and in vegas, is usually a helluva lot of fun!]